
Ok. I admit it. We live in a big, bad world. Terrorists are a real threat. The economy is wobbling like a top. We’re in the middle of a divisive, and increasingly nasty, election cycle. But, I would argue those truths support my conviction that every person needs a little silliness in their life. At least, once in a while.
I remember one day especially when silliness sort of took over for me. I was the proud companion of a 25 pound, long-haired cat (no one may be said to own a cat, you know). I loved Tommy Whiskers dearly, but his shedding drove me nuts. So instead of just vacuuming my house (again!) I went straight to the source. Yes, I put a brush on the nozzle and started vacuuming the cat. Needless to say, Mr. Whiskers didn’t think much of it, but I was making some real progress on his undercoat when the phone rang.

It was my dear husband. He was having a terrible day. One of his worker’s daughter had committed suicide over the weekend. Another had filed a sexual harassment complaint against another member of my DH’s team. The deadline for the project for which he was responsible got moved up . . . by several months. A string of unhappy people had paraded through his office that morning.
“I just had to call you,” he told me. “I needed to talk to somebody sane. What’re you doing?”
Dead silence. “Vacuuming the cat.”
Dead silence. A little chuckle. A serious guffaw. Five minutes later, my husband was still ‘tears-running-down-his-cheeks’ laughing. He desperately needed a little silliness and I unwittingly provided it for him.
Especially when times are tough, we require silliness to balance things. Not everyone can be sure of having someone to vacuum their cats at the opportune moment, so what better place to find some silliness than in our fiction?

With that in mind, let me introduce you to my latest release, PLEASURING THE PIRATE. As the title implies, there are plenty of steamy love scenes in this story. But my pirate hero, Captain Gabriel Drake, also has 5 orphaned nieces who are constantly dreaming up new devilry, a crusty first mate who follows him back to his Cornish castle and a chatelaine who tries to ambush him on his way home. Of course, the main thrust of the story is the love that develops between Gabriel and Jacquelyn (the afore-mentioned chatelaine) but there’s no reason a romance can’t give you a chuckle or two along the way.
Pirates may have been fierce in real life, but now they are such fun! In fact, tomorrow September 19th is the Official International Talk Like A Pirate Day! What? You’ve never heard of it? You are a lubber of the first water and in serious need of some piratical help.
Check out my website at http://www.emilybryan.com . In my PIRATE COVE, you’ll find pirate pick-up lines, a pirate lexicon, and of course, an excerpt from PLEASURING THE PIRATE! There’s still time to enter my Pirate Name Contest as well. Some lucky winner will receive my entire backlist, a box of books I picked up in San Francisco at RWA Nationals, and a $25 B & N Giftcard. Arrrg!
I’ll be checking in from time to time to answer questions. Terra is going to pick someone w
ho comments to receive a signed copy of PLEASURING THE PIRATE, so be sure to post. Please feel free to share your own silly story.Thanks, Terra, for letting me share a little silliness with your readers today. And I want to assure them that no cats were harmed in the vacuuming debacle. Tommy Whiskers lived happily to a ripe old age, and when he died full of years and many cans of tuna, he was buried with ceremony and tears in the back yard.
But my husband still laughs every time he thinks of him.
20 comments:
Loved your story about vacuuming the cat! Mine is pretty docile and might allow it if he could get past the noise.
And how true is that need for some silliness!!! I got pretty silly over at the Romance Junkies cocktail hour. Check it out if you have time.
Ash
Mr. Whiskers was anything but docile. PLUS he weighed 25 pounds at his peak. My little dog only tips the scale at 7.
Thanks for stopping by, Ash. I'll check out the Romance Junkies!
Great post. Can't think of a funny story offhand, but I sure had a good laugh with yours.
Love your post! Your right, we need more laughter in this world. Especially now. Unfortunately I don't have a cat. But I do have two dogs...
About three weeks ago I let the dogs out into my backyard. About five minutes later I realized something must be wrong because they were way too quiet. I went out to see them chasing each other around a tree. That seemed okay except I noticed they were dragging something with them. When I went to see what it was...Oh I was horrifed! It was my neighbor's pants which had blown off his clothes line and into my yard. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the dogs had made a big hole in the pants.....right between the legs. Let me tell you I was so embarressed to have to go tell my neighbor what had happened. But everyone else thought it was hilarious.
Good morning Emily,
I busted a gut, had to share with my DH, & he actually had me e-mail him the link, he loved it!! The only thing he normally likes from the Romance books are the benefits!!! What an awesome prize you have put together!
I love to be reading a really good book & then unexpectedly burst out laughing. It is such a surprise & makes the book that much better. I can't wait to check out your book.
Thanks so much we both needed a good laugh this AM,
Susan B.
sbussey AT windstream.net
I was really getting into your shedding story since I recently came into the posession of a snow white sibierian husky who leaves little trails all over the house. However I'm pretty sure he would freak out if I got the Orek after him. Especially since it doesn't have one of those hoses attached. Oh well, I shall proceed to chase dust bunnies.
I had a cat like Tommy Whiskers when I was little. I used to dress him in doll clothes and push him around in a pram. Tom was so laid back that he didn't even move.
And I love Talk Like A Pirate day. It makes me dinghy! arrrrrh! Off to chase dust bunnies. Ahvast he mateys yoho!
Morning Everyone and Welcome Emily.
Sorry I'm off to a slow start today but the puter is being difficult. It's either the puter or IE.
Anywho, Emily your article is just too funny. I can't imagine a 25 pound cat and you vacumning it. Must have been a hoot when you first did it.
I've been over to look at your site and it's wonderful. I tried making the addy clickable but I'm having some trouble so every just cut and paste for today. Sorry and I will try again in awhile to make it clickable.
huggs,
Terra
I am so looking forward to your book Pleasuring the Pirate. I love witty romances. I have visited your website, read the excerpt, and I even added a couple of names to your pirate list a couple of weeks ago. Just reading the list of pirate names is a hoot!
Please include me in your drawing here. :-)
Lady Vampire... that's not as bad as once when our two labrador retrievers escaped from the backyard and we found them at the top of the hill playing catch with a neighbor's shitzu. The little dog was ok, but he was making quite an understandable fuss about the game. We were horrified. Talk about wanting to sink into the earth ...
Thank you so much to everyone who's posted. I'm glad you had a good laugh over my vacuuming the cat.
Do please enter my PIRATE NAME contest at www.emilybryan.com. It's worth the trouble just to read some of the other crazy entries!
Hi Emily, great story! My cats both run as soon as I turn the vacuum cleaner on, so I don't think that would work in our house.
I've read a lot of different romance genres, but I don't think I've ever read a pirate romance! After checking out your website I'm very intrigued, this is obviously a genre I need to explore!
Good post. Silliness is a good tonic for the serious things that crowd all our lives.
Oh jeepers, I thought I was the only one who gave answers like that to their hubby when he calls.
I had a guinea pig named Mr.Whiskers but he has since passed to the big squeeky wheel in the sky.
I have read everything on my bookshelves numerous times and the library in the new town I just moved is just sad...so I will sit in the corner and hope to get chosen for the giveaway. Please just toss a hay bale this way when you have a minute.
Llama
Hi Emily,
I love all the pirates names so far, so many are cleaverly named.
Okiezoo, have you talked to your librarian about getting some more books in? I have a page on my website with instructions about how to ask a librarian to order my books. http://www.emilybryan.com/Free%20Books.htm
This will work for other authors besides me. You need to get the ISBN number for the books you want.
Have you submitted a Pirate Name on my website contest yet? There's still time. http://www.emilybryan.com/Contest.htm
Good Luck!
I am dying of laughter over your "Vacuuming the Cat" story. Now that I know it actually works I might just be tempted, I'm so tired of using the lint roller to remove cat hair from my couch. I do have to admit I have a real weakness for any romance that contains Vikings, Pirates or Highlanders. I just find them so entertaining, and when there are humerus scenes that makes them even better. I love a good book that can make you sit on the edge or your seat while your silently rooting for the hero to win, then in the next breath your laughing out loud and then thinking "oh my!" as your right into the next love scene. :0)
Some of the titles of your books are very intriguing, I'll definitely be checking some of them out.
i enjoyed your story.we all need more to laugh about.
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr
I entered your pirate name contest. And last time I checked there was over 150 names and some are very creative and I can see my pirate names probably won't be making the cut today when you chose the 10 creative ones.
Loved the post Emily!
Darn it, I missed it!! :(
So sorry...
Bobbie Crawford-McCoy
~Book Reviews By Bobbie~
http://ablaze232323-bookreviews.blogspot.com/
Enjoyed the post it made me laugh!
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